Look at this picture. JUST LOOK AT IT. My brother rocks.
Monday, 17 December 2012
My brother is better than yours.
Wednesday, 28 November 2012
Tuesday Morning Hilarity.
On Tuesday morning, Dana and I were still on a massive high after the wonderfulness that occurred on Sunday (see my previous post) and we were rather a bit giddy all morning.
Dana suggested that we go on Jim Lockey & the Solemn Sun's website.
So we did.
Dana then suggested that we clicked on the "Photos" heading.
So we did.
Christopher, what is your face?! |
^This happened.
Good lord, I haven't laughed so much in such a very long time.
WE ACTUALLY CRIED. AND WE HAD STOMACH ACHE FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH.
So we printed out three copies of the photo.
Dana tweeted Mia that we had a surprise present for her.
It was so funny watching Mia try and guess what the present was.
Eventually, when the suspense was killing us too much, we showed Mia her photo.
She found it equally as hilarious.
Now, Mia will put it up on her wall so that she can have a little giggle whenever she feels like it.
Dana and I have taken the "keep it somewhere in your school bag and show it to each other by going 'hey Dana, hey Dana, hey Dana...' and then pulling a Chris face" approach. (obviously Dana goes 'hey Hayley' etc. because she wouldn't say that to herself; she's not quite that weird.)
Just thought that I would take the time to inform you of the wondrous things that occur when Dana and I are in a giddy mood.
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
"Did you enjoy the gig?"
AND OH MY GOD THERE AREN'T ENOUGH WORDS TO DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED.
I'll go in order...
Firstly, we got there super early and were about ten people back in the queue. HELL YES. That meant that we got right to the front when we went in. We were about five feet away from the stage. GAH.
We got to see Jim Lockey & the Solemn Sun again. They're incredible. They're definitely my new favourite band. They're so so so good. They're real music. None of this crappy chart stuff. Go listen to these guys; they're the real deal. Needless to say, there was a lot of squealing on mine and Dana's part. We bloody love them. Wish that the gig on their solo tour wasn't at an 18+ venue though. (I think that they should let me in anyway; it's only two days before my birthday...) BUT ANYWAY. JL&tSS were brilliant, AGAIN. I wished that they didn't have to leave the stage. Me and Dana were sad. Oh so very sad.
Tim Barry came on afterwards. He's great too. He's quite an angsty man. I like an angsty singer. Me and Dana sang along to the words that we knew from before, and also counted the number of times that Tim said "y'all". It reached 11. "Y'all" sounds so great in his American accent. We also spied Frank sat on the steps at the side of the stage having a sneaky listen. Tim then told us about how he rides trains back home; just freely hops from one to another. I'd love to do that one day. Not know where you're going to end up; just enjoying the ride. I bet it's a real eye-opener.
SO. After Tim was finished, the tension started mounting. FRANK WAS UP NEXT.
And then so many indescribable things happened; I'm still questioning whether or not it actually all did happen. I'm still in shock, even now. It just hasn't sunk in yet.
I HAD MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH FRANK TURNER. AND HE SIGNED MY TICKET WITH MY NAME AND THEN HIS SIGNATURE. AND HE HUGGED ME.
I think that my life is now complete. Frank Turner hugged me. All further arguments shall be deemed null and void.
I still can't believe that it actually happened. Even the pictures don't seem to be enough proof to me; it could be some horrendously constructed plot to Photoshop my dream into reality. That would be awful.
But anyway. I should probably refer to the title of this post. "Did you enjoy the gig?", Frank Turner asked me, as he was signing my ticket. I, being in such a state of shock that I thought that my lungs were going give out, panicked of course. In my head I was instantaneously creating all of these elaborate responses, but all I could manage to say was "Uhhhuhhmmm, yes?! It was amazing!" very quietly. Smooth. Meet your idol and you come out with a lame-ass answer like that. But Frank didn't seem to mind. He must be used to this sort of occurrence. So, I asked for a photo, and he was like "Yes, of course!", so I had my photo with him, and then he smiled and hugged me. FRANK TURNER HUGGED ME. I really can't get over this fact.
On the way home, me and Dana were like AHSDKSHFJSHDLFJAHDKFJSH and there was much "OH MY GOD DANA" and "OH MY GOD HAYLEY" to be heard. Mia was joining in too. Rosie hardly said a word the whole way home. Shock affects people in different ways, guys.
So that was what happened on Sunday.
Now, when I explain to people and they look at me nonchalantly I'm like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND". Because they genuinely don't. Frank is my favourite person in the whole world; he's brilliant, inspirational and an all-round fantastic musician. And after meeting him, I know that he's so nice and kind too. Although I really don't think that he realises just how great he is. I don't think that he expects squealing fangirls. I don't that think he realises how much he and his music mean to people like me. I would definitely not be who or where I am today if I hadn't had this man in my life. He's helped me through so much. I know that that sounds far too sentimental to be written down, but it's the complete and honest truth.
So enough of the soppy for now. I also would like to disclose that fact that one day, I WILL get a tattoo of Frank's logo, and I WILL get some of his lyrics tattooed. The only problem is, as me and Dana discovered in Psychology on Monday afternoon whilst listening to Frank, THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY BLOODY FANTASTICALLY BRILLIANT LYRICS. Seriously, there is at least one line that sticks out to you in EVERY SINGLE SONG. So this might be a lot harder than was originally anticipated. ARGH. I think that if Frank wasn't a singer, he should have become a poet. His lyrics are a million times better poetry than some of the drivel that I've read.
Friday, 23 November 2012
The Importance of Being Inspired.
ANYWAY.
I went to the theatre to see The Importance of Being Earnest. AND IT WAS BLOODY FABULOUS. I was thoroughly impressed. What a fantastic piece of theatre.
I studied The Picture of Dorian Gray last year in English Lit. and I loved it so much. I found Oscar Wilde to be such an incredibly interesting character and to have such a unique writing style. I love Victorian Literature; it's fascinating. So when I saw The Importance of Being Earnest playing nearby, I knew that I just HAD to go. So I told my friend Mia about, and it was set.
THANK THE LORD THAT I SAW THIS PLAY ADVERTISED. AND THANK THE LORD THAT WE GOT TICKETS. I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE CRIED UNCONTROLLABLY IF WE HADN'T.
But we did. So it's all good.
Anyway. I should stop rambling and get more to the point.
I thought that the entire performance was simply marvellous. I could not have taken my eyes from the stage even if I'd wanted to. Transfixed is an accurate description. I was utterly captivated; that's when you know that it's a good piece of drama. No amount of words can adequately describe what I felt about the performance, so I should probably just go into more detail about the particular aspects which really stood out to me.
1) Every single one of the actors was INCREDIBLE. Utterly flawless performances.
2) The costumes, THE COSTUMES. They were so incredible. I felt like I was sat in the 19th Century. Bloody fabulous.
3) The chairs. Oh my goodness me, I wanted to take them all home with me; they were beautiful.
4) The set was wonderful. Simple yet very, VERY effective.
5) The lighting was excellent. It was perfect in each act; it didn't take anything away from the performance. I hate it when people go all crazy with the lights.
6) IT WAS HILARIOUS. ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. I didn't think that I would laugh so much. But it was just so funny!
7) This isn't really anything to do with the performance, but the actors did a post-show talk in the bar which was lovely. I didn't ask a question; although I probably should have done. What a silly Drama student I am. But I just went all quiet and the actors had to leave because they had to travel to their next theatre. BUT, the lovely Ashley Cook (playing Algernon Moncrieff [brilliant name I must say, I wish that could be my name too]) came over to talk to Mia at the end. Mia, like me, does not often bode well in awkward situations. Although, me being a Drama student, I should probably have more confidence. But I don't. I think that my confidence comes out on stage rather than in real life. Which kind of sucks. But anyway. Mia is a little more shy than me; she may or may not have gotten a little bit of a panic rash going on. So, Ashley came over and was so lovely to us, and asked Mia what her question was. She asked about context in the play and its relationship with The Picture of Dorian Gray, and she then asked how you get the confidence to speak in front of people, let alone perform on stage.
This was a pearl of wisdom from my dear companion. Such a brilliant question. Because I have always been inquisitive myself. It's weird that I take Drama as an A Level, and have been studying it for over six years, and yet the thought of standing in front of a room full of people and talking to them fills me with dread. I'm actually starting to feel a little bit nervous just thinking about it. I really don't understand myself. I think that there's this invisible barrier between my acting/confidence/performance skills in Drama and then those very same skills in other areas. ENGLISH PRESENTATIONS. GOOD LORD. They're horrendous. I hate doing them. I hate that I'm not at all confident in front of people that I've grown up with for years. So you can just imagine me in front of strangers.
I've always thought that this is because of the fact that, in Drama, the performance isn't me; I'm an actor playing a character. But in other subjects I get so nervous because it's my own work, and I'm me. Mostly I'm always terrified that my work will be wrong, or won't make sense, or that I don't explain it properly. I always get panicky and my heart races and my hands start shaking. Then when I talk, I stand looking at the floor or at my notes. ROOKIE MISTAKES, HAYLEY. DID YOU NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING IN DRAMA OVER ALL OF THESE YEARS?! You don't look at the floor. You don't look at your notes. You make eye contact with your audience and you project your voice. I do that in Drama, why can't I do it at other times?!
Okay, so I kind of went off on a bit of a tangent there. Back to the main point. I never told you Ashley's answer to Mia's question. He said that you just have to not care what anyone else thinks. And you know what? He's so right. Maybe that's really why I get so nervous when I'm not in Drama; in Drama I don't care. It's my interpretation of the character and I can do whatever I want with my performance. But in other situations, I always care. I always worry about what others think. And I probably shouldn't. If I have the confidence in what I'm saying, then it'll be great.
Still, I don't think that this will happen easily. Or quickly, for that matter.
But one day, I will stand up in front of a room full of people, not be nervous, and will put my heart and soul into every single word I say. I WILL.
So thank you, Ashley, for your inspirational take on things. I'm eternally grateful.
Tuesday, 13 November 2012
If you've got my back I'll go on.
Sunday, 4 November 2012
Hot Chocolate and Explosions.
These ones were fantastic. It's just a shame that the photos can't show how big they were.
I think this is my favourite photo. I love how you can see the moon and how everyone can just be united in awe for that half an hour.
It was a lovely night I got to spend with my family. I got to watch my cousin have the time of her life on the rides, drink hot chocolate, eat candy floss and have an all-round wonderful time! Brilliant!
Wednesday, 31 October 2012
Pumpkins, Knives and Geoffrey Chaucer.
I thought I should tell you about my pumpkin, which I carved last night. Despite its simplicity, it took me ages. I'm pretty proud of it. I think it looks great. However, I wasn't happy about using a sharp knife. I'm not the most coordinated of people, and so I almost ended up with a missing left thumb and a few severed fingers by the time I was finished. I don't like knives. They're just too pointy for their own good.
Also, today, myself and Mia decided that when we have kids, we will both name our first-born children Theophrastus. (if you've ever studied Geoffrey Chaucer's Wife of Bath, then you'll know the anti-feminist I'm talking about. If you haven't... well, it's probably for the best)
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Chocolate and Benedict Cumberbatch.
I forgot to post about this yesterday. (apologies to Mia and Giorgina)
Yesterday, Monday, it was an inset day. I went over to Mia's house (I seem to be spending more and more time there nowadays... I should just move in) and spent the afternoon. Only just though; I NEARLY MISSED THE BUS. I haven't panicked that much in a while. But I did catch it *phew*, so it was all good. But then, I had such a socially awkward moment; I could have just crawled into a hole right there and then. The bus was pretty full, and a sweet little old lady got on the bus and sat next to me. She smiled at me and I smiled back, and then she went to me "Oh, I love your hair!" to which I responded with "Thanks... I grew it myself."
I swear, I am literally Chandler from Friends. I make awkward jokes in awkward situations. Oops.
So anyway. The old lady then gave me a funny look and didn't speak to me again. I really am hopeless sometimes.
Then when I got off the bus, I thought "Ooh, I'll just nip to the shop to buy some chocolate for us"... Big mistake. I was stuck in a queue behind one old woman, who decided to empty out all of the change in her purse onto the counter and pay with that. It was like £7.43 or something. Needless to say, she took a while.
So after my mishaps, I eventually got to Mia's. I was greeted by her lovely mother who told me that Mia was baking in the kitchen. So I went into the kitchen and she was baking gingerbread. Which she later tried and realised that she had forgotten to put any sugar into. For someone so smart, she can be a bit of a spoon sometimes.
Not long after, Giorge came, and we all watched a film together. That film was Starter for 10. Which was bloody brilliant. I've wanted to watch it for aaaaaages. It was absolutely fantastic. 5 stars, 10 out of 10 and all that. Benedict Cumberbatch was HILARIOUS. Plus it had James McAvoy (who I also love), Alice Eve and Rebecca Hall (very pretty), Dominic Cooper (gorgeous), James Corden (lovely and funny) and Mark Gatiss (love that man). And Catherine Tate. She made me laugh simply because of the moment when her son was going away to uni and so she asked him if he'd remembered his chip pan. I highly recommend that film. It was terrific.
Then we made lots of cakes for the Halloween Quiz. Which was fun, because I normally suck at baking, but I was very proud of my chocolate buns. They didn't burn or blow up, so that must be a good sign.
So, that was my Monday. It was great.
How crazy was your Tuesday?
Hello all! Today is Tuesday, Crazy Tuesday. Every Tuesday is Crazy Tuesday. I'm not quite sure how Crazy Tuesdays came to be. But anyway. Today was a particularly crazy Tuesday.
Today, we, as the Sixth Form Student Union, hosted our second (yes, SECOND) Crazy Tuesday Quiz! It was brilliant! The theme was "Halloween" (which reminds me; I should really go and carve my pumpkin...) and it was so good! Sophie had made loads of yummy biscuits, Kayleigh made lovely cookies, and me, Mia and Giorge had made spooky cakes! Jess manned the teas and coffees (the cup of tea was most spiffing, thank you Jess), Kayleigh, Mia and Sophie sold our delightful sweet treats, and Rachelle manned the music for the film/tv programme theme tune round (which was pretty hard... Thanks for that guys) and Weave was Quiz Master again (and added a bunch of extra "bonus questions" which were equally as hard to guess as they were last time... We really didn't have a clue). It was a blast! Me, Danielle and Dana came third... THIRD! Oh yes! Apparently we're mildly good at quizzes! (no, we didn't know either) And we won a Toblerone! Yay! Which we will eat tomorrow in Psychology! Yummy. Then after the quiz was finished, me, Jess and Sophie attempted to sell the remainder of our cakes and biscuits to the lower school. Apparently shouting "10p cakes! Cakes for 10p! There's biscuits too!" means that they're free. Some people confuse me.
Also, I just sat and watched two episodes of Friends and ate Bonfire Toffee. Pretty crazy, even for a Tuesday. And now I'm going to do Psychology work and drink hot chocolate. I am so crazy; I'm literally off the rails. (I tend to use sarcasm a lot, as you can probably tell. So get used to it)
Okay, so that's my day in a nutshell; I hope your Tuesday was just as crazy as mine! ;)
PS: I did this post on the blogger app for Android. So I don't know how it's going to turn out. Hopefully it's okay. If not I'll... Um... I don't know. But I'll do something. Probably sigh excessively at my phone for a while. Hmm. I should probably stop babbling now.
Monday, 29 October 2012
So.
The reason I got this blog is so that I can have somewhere to write down my feelings, and to just generally get stuff off my chest. So I should probably talk about Skyfall before my brain implodes.
1) The opening scene was absolutely brilliant.
2) How they led into the opening credits part worked incredibly well.
3) The opening credits part and Adele's Skyfall song complemented each other beautifully.
4) Whoever designed the opening credits deserves some sort of award.
5) Daniel Craig's suits were superb. I love a man in a good suit.
6) Javier Bardem makes an excellent Bond villain.
7) The Bond women (Naomie Harris and Bérénice Marlohe) were gorgeous.
8) BEN WHISHAW AS Q WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT. I've loved Ben since he was in The Hollow Crown. He was so perfect for the role of Q. Kudos to you Ben! (also, his hair and his glasses and his cardigan. HE'S SO CUTE. Enough said.)
9) There were many unexpected moments. I shan't elaborate because I do not wish to spoil it for anyone. But I guarantee you, you will be shocked on several occasions.
10) There were funny bits. Which I like, because even though James Bond is a macho, chauvinistic secret agent, at least he's still down-to-earth.
11) Dame Judi Dench was simply magnificent reprising her role as M. She's always been one of my favourite Bond characters and her performance in this film did not disappoint.
12) Daniel Craig's performance made it very hard for me to not pick him as my favourite Bond. Before seeing Skyfall, it was a very close call between him and Sean Connery, but now I think that after seeing this film it's definitely Daniel. Sorry Sir Sean. (have some light-hearted alliteration to make up for it)
13) I was thoroughly delighted by the whole experience. It was AMAZING. The queue was massive which heightened the anticipation even more! Such an excellent film. There really aren't enough adjectives to describe it.
Wednesday, 24 October 2012
1) Name and age?
Hayley, 17
2) Favourite band(s) and/or singer(s)
Frank Turner, The Hoosiers and The Killers
3) Favourite movie?
Avengers Assemble (HECK YEAH)
4) Last movie you saw and the next one you're going to see?
Last saw The Bourne Legacy, next going to see Skyfall
5) Favourite actor(s)?
Tom Hiddleston, Ben Barnes, Robert Downey Jr., Benedict Cumberbatch, Jude Law, Matt Smith, Emma Stone, Karen Gillan
6) Favourite song(s)?
Photosynthesis, If Ever I Stray, I Still Believe, Glory Hallelujah, Reasons Not To Be An Idiot, Peggy Sang The Blues (Frank Turner). Bumpy Ride, Goodbye Mr A, Choices, Made to Measure, Killer, Cops And Robbers (The Hoosiers). Mr. Brightside, Runaways, Spaceman, All These Things That I've Done, Smile Like You Mean It, When You Were Young (The Killers). Also, I Am the Doctor (Doctor Who soundtracks)
7) Place you most want to visit?
Paris
8) Aspirations?
Study English Literature at university, become a primary school teacher
9) Any fears?
Needles, blood, hospitals, lifts (God help me if I ever get trapped in a hospital lift with a needle squirting blood)
10) Last thing you bought?
A bus ticket to see my lovely friend, Mia
Hope this was vaguely interesting/informing/something to pass the time reading. Bye for now!